the following is a prolog for a story that I am writing.


A rather large, blue house sat on a gentle slope. Inside this house lived an orphan, her very fat, rich aunt, and a great many servants. There were a great many questions running through the townsfolk heads about this “Aunt Marie”, for little was known about her besides the fact that she was very rude and unkind. No one knows how the aunt had gotten so rich, or fat either. Since no one knew the answers to these questions they were afraid, very afraid. That is how one should not go about the problem though. They instead should invite her and her nice over to dinner, make awkward small talk and then suddenly propose that their children should marry and live happily ever after one the great sum that Marie leaves when she ‘‘accidentally’’ falls down the stairs. Of course that is not how it happened, but nothing ever seams to go the way it should. Instead of marring of their son they decided to make up horrible lies that eventually ended up in a terrible law case in which the aunt gained even more money from the almost-if not already- bankrupt towns people. This is just one of the reasons that lying is a terrible thing. Of course these are not the only ways the towns people can be unbelievably stupid and repeat a great many mistakes these lies are often quite terrible or unbelievable. One of which being that the local fisherman was a sea monster that had move up river to fresh water. This lie falls into the category unbelievable for the simple fact that everyone knows that sea monsters need salt water to live. Although this is very irrelevant it is interesting, it is very similar to the spaghetti theory of life which makes almost no sense. A more relevant one, although not completely relevant lie goes as follows. Suzan Robin’s grandmother was actually born twenty years later. The reason that that particular lie was semi relevant is because it would true if the timing was right. To be completely relevant it would have to be true, which is impossible for a lie to be true unless one believes that they are lying and they tell people that they are lying. For, you see, her mother was bored thirty-seven years latter not twenty, and this makes all the difference.


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